How Have You Spent Your Life?

Sleeping. Crying. Driving. Masturbating. LifeTotals turns your habits into hilarious, insightful stats.

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What is LifeTotals?

It’s a free tool that shows how your time adds up. Based on your age and habits, it calculates how many hours, days, and years you’ve spent on common activities — from sleeping to crying to… other things.

Why Use It?

Common Questions

Is this private? Yes — we don’t store any data.

Can I add custom activities? Absolutely.

Can I share it? It’s made for it.